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Posted on February 4, 2003. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Real Newspaper Headlines
Lexical ambiguity

  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Autos Killing 110 a Day�Let’s Resolve to Do Better
  • Blind Bishop Appointed To See
  • Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years
  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  • Chinese Apeman Dated
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
  • Lingerie Shipment Hijacked�Thief Gives Police the Slip
  • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  • March Planned For Next August
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  • Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based
    Structural ambiguity

  • Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
  • Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
  • Deer Kill 130,000
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  • Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin
  • Hershey Bars Protest
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  • Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    Other

  • Air Head Fired
  • Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
  • Diaper Market Bottoms Out
  • Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  • Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  • Patient At Death’s Door�Doctors Pull Him Through
  • Sex Education Delayed; Teachers Request Training
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
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