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Posted on August 16, 2003. Filed under: Uncategorized |

If you’re having troubling earning the heart of a woman you care about, sometimes a simple, sincere display of affection can clear all sorts of gaps and barriers. So this is what you should do.

Find a cat. Then kill it. Attatch a note that says, ‘unlike this cat, my love for you will never die.’ Once you give it to her, she’s yours. Trust me. Women love cats.

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